COMMUNICATION BLUES I got me a car phone I got a fax machine I turned on my modem I can telescreen. I got me a pager And some voice mail too So don't give me none of your bullshit 'bout "I can't get in touch with you" I got the communication blues And child that's something you just can't use. I got incoming phone calls And my beeper is screaming I got overnight mail All the lights on my screen are gleaming. Western Union is calling And the same with Fed Ex too So don't give me none of your bullshit ''bout "I can't get in touch with you" I got the communication blues And child that's something you just can't lose. BRIDGE I read all my mail But nothing is there from you I answer all my phone calls But I just can't get in touch with you. I can take a message On my answering machine I'll even send you a telex If I could find where you been. I'll send you a homing pigeon And a message in a bottle too So don't give me none of your bullshit 'bout "I can't get in touch with you" I got the communication blues And child that's something I've got to refuse.